A
List of Actual Conversational Gambits Received From Total Strangers
Seated Next to Me on an Airplane
by Doodlebug at incrementaldegrees
(rejected by mcsweeney’s)
"So that's when I decided to have the affair."
"You mean, you've never tried it? I always take Valium when I fly."
"Actually, Opus Dei is nothing like Dan Brown says it is."
"A wedding. My wife's cousin's daughter. My wife, she is already
there."
"You're not in college? You /look/ like you're in college."
"Here, have a mint. Really."