I or someone else qualified will do the acting for this piece. It will be funny, and get the point across, surely.

pic of fancy mega expensive young bordeaux.

[So you just bought your FMEYB and you’re just so happy aren’t you?]

pic of happy face

[I bet you just want to drink that all up right now don’t you?]

pic of looking away like ‘ooo, busted, I totally was. Why can’t I?’

[But you can’t drink that now. you’ve got to cellar that for a long time—like, until you’re almost dead.]

pic of cradling bottle, turning away w/ mean frowny face like 5 yr old saying ‘mine’

[Come on now, you know it’s way too soon. It would be wrong.]

face of acceptance, eyes closed, nodding up/down

[Hey, wait, I’ve got an idea! Don’t you have one of those wine mosquitos?]

face of joy

[But where is it?]

face of wait, where the hell is it

[the top shelf?]

pic showing face about to start looking over toward the shelf and mouthing ‘that’s right!’

[Well what are we waiting for?]

pic showing quick head shake eyebrows slightly raised (face of beats #$%&@'n me)

[Well let’s do it.]

pic showing mosquito in bottle on rack

pic showing wine in glass

pic showing empty glass

[That was good wasn’t it.]

pic of satisfaction, maybe smoking cigarette (ha ha)

[Now let’s put it back in the cellar.]

face of WTF you crazy? no way, I’m drinking it all now

[Come on now.]

face of reluctant okay.

[There you go.]

pic of putting bottle in cellar again.

[Nighty night.]

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