The winemosquito.com exit poll

Question One: Did this site make any sense to you?

1. yes
2. no

If you answered no, then skip to question three.

Question Two: Okay smarty, a wine mosquito is

1. A mosquito that survives by nourishing itself solely on cabernet-based wines. Yes, it’s amazing.
2. A mosquito that actually hates the taste of blood and whines relentlessly whenever it’s about to feed.
3. It’ll never work, you’re full of #$%&@.
4. It’ll never work, you’re full of #$%&@, give me one though.

Question Three: Why did you answer ‘no’? Oh, actually, wait—no, nevermind. Forget it. Okay, no, wait—what if I had a marquee tab? Does this help?

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