Cold Bacon Unrants

The Potato Chip Rant
People complaining about how whenever you get a bag of chips, it's always so much air, and not so many chips. Well, do you really need more chips? Are there really not enough chips?

The It's Too Hot Rant
People saying, "If I had to pick, I'd rather live somewhere too hot." "Oh, I'd rather it be cold." "Oh no, hot." "Cold." "Hot." Shut the fuck up!