strength: 10
intelligence: 17
stamina: 16
dexterity: 14
wisdom: 17
piety: 8
charisma: 16
hit points: 8 + one ten-sided die
Special Abilities
- avoid trap
- destroy ego
- redefine
Pros: refers to a ton of movies, often spot-on, zesty
Cons: refers to a ton of movies I've never seen, dead