Open Letter to Criterion
Dear Jon,
You know I love you. You know I love the Criterion Collection. If you visited the links segment of my movie site, you would see a virtual declaration of love for Criterion. There is nothing, nothing! I would not do for the dream that is Criterion. But why? Why on God’s green earth are Traffic and Chasing Amy in the collection?
You and I, Jon, we are friends. We go back. Way back. We’re practically of one and the same egg. Of course, there is no question you know more about films than I, which is why I’m sure you too are just as gnawed at, probably more gnawed at, by the presence of these bubos. I hope my letter will not seem as insincere as it is unsolicited. If there is anything I can do to help, please! do not hesitate. I place myself fully at your disposal.Your True and Humble Servant,
Cold Bacon
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