devilgirlq
Celebrity
I resemble most: "Have your people call my people."
Okay, but only if they tell me what you did with devilgirl o.
If I could be anywhere at the moment: On a tropical beach mostly naked, soaking in the sun and
becoming one with the waves, and listening to my entire music collection.
As my gift just for you, I’ve made a track of ‘your’ entire music collection, for your listening pleasure. [link to strange loud noise]
First what I'm not looking for: Can't stand stupid,
non-spine havin', no initiative takin', can't think for themselves, pussy
whipped boys with bad table manners. Don't feed me a line of pretentious
blah-za-blah bullshit, get to the point.
In my bedroom, you'll find: someone else. i've been on the lam, traveling for 18 months now.
Okay, you probably won’t put that on your next personal.
Why you should spend money trying to fuck me:
I'm a crazy kind
of fun, clever, whitty and I am very much the smart ass. I love to live
life on the cusp of the wild side and find pleasure in the smallest things.
I'm very particular when it comes to things I want, and when I've set my eyes
on something - watchout!! I'm the coolest person you've never met. I have
six tatoos. I love to dance my ass off - breaking it down at a club for six
hours is soooooo my idea of fourplay. I listen to all sorts of music from
classical to punk, from underground hip-hop, to electronica/break-beat etc.,
from rock/indy rock to r&b/funk, and some bands people hardly know, but not
too much country though. My favorite color is pink, always will be. Although
now I'm fond of orange, but find myself wearing pink, black and white for the
sheer contradiction.1 I'll eat the heck out of some itialian food, just
watch me. I like to seduce as well as be seduced (don't mind being teased until
my brain flips-out)2. Like to play cards and talk shit while in the
game. I like to spoon. I'm the only girl allowed to boyz nite out3 and
strip clubs don't scare me. I'm an artist and need to be creative with every
breath. I write, paint, sculpt, and transcribe words into pictures. I played
the violin, my turn-tables are in the mail, I go to open stages and sing every
once in a while. I like to hang out at home and cook a damn good meal then
watch a movie, but I also love to go out.4 I'm a concert/music junkie,
I'll go to any event, especially if it's cheap or free. Movies are good. I'm
not afraid to look stupid bowling/ice skating. I am moving to NYC. (Look out
Brooklyn!) I guess anything else you wanna know, just ask me.
1. cool people have tatoos.
2. devilgirlq has six tatoos.
3. devilgirlq is the coolest person I’ve ever met.
1 Except when I’m not taking my medication and then I prefer
green but not when it’s raining outside because that’s when I wear red unless
I’m wearing white.
2 need to make
funny sound effect for brain flipping out.
3 To
Boyzing Nite Out – need definition
4 Sometimes I can go in
and out at the same time!
rckstr
Song or album that puts me in the mood – David Bowie
Last great book I read -'The Heartbreaking Work of a Staggering Genius'
I’m conflicted.
I think she’s related to Lee Friedlander.
What the fuck. I’ll take her.
""It's the rhythm of the rain that falls...".."
Most humbling moment
Haven't had a humbling moment, but I will keep you
informed. I did hear a basketball coach in an interview, he kept pronouncing
humbling without the H. He said I am very umbled to be in the Final Four. That
was funny. I better wrap this up before I start rambling.
Matty. Matty, matty, matty…”..”
Note: on like the third time through this, he’s actually kind of growing on me.
lilshortcakeliz
Last great book I read: Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
See, what the fuck—at first I’m like cool. Then the next thing you see is:
Favorite on-screen sex scene: Pretty Woman at the end when she kisses him..
What the fuck is up with these people? Why can’t they just say the thing I want to hear and not the thing I do not want to hear?
“This summer I'm going to Florida & Vegas, & I
think I'm gonna fit in NYC & maybe the West coast.. I need a break from
Cleveland...”
You said it sister
Borderland
I was like okay, she’s alright. I could get on that.
I am a: woman
Looking for a: woman
Yes you are.
"Some mistakes are just too much fun to do only once!"
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You are now hearing the sound of my credit card being billed as I sign up for Nerve Personals. Faster than a speeding imbecile. This personal is what’s known as a ‘ringer’. This is where the editors at Nerve Personals get together and find some professional model and make up a completely fake personal in order to get men to sign up to Nerve Personals. If you read the rest of her personal, it’s all very well written and obviously crafted to appeal to semi-intelligent males who are not in control of their credit card.
Last great book I read: Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Yeah, she was reading it on the bus to the Star Trek convention while her hot lesbian friend shoved chess pieces up her ¾ Asian hooch while quoting Monty Python.
Best (or worst) lie I've ever told: When I was in
college I missed an exam and could only take it if I had a doctor's note. So I
asked my aunt to write me one, saying that I had conjunctivitis (pink eye). I
was sent to the dean's office after my professor received the note...my aunt is
a gynecologist.
Okay, let’s see if we can guess which Nerve Editor wrote this one:
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left his reliable salary and position as an editor and director of new media
at Cader Books, a publisher of bestselling humor and entertainment titles, in
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Answer: Who knows. Could be any of ‘em. They all look guilty to me.
"waiting for nothing"
I am a: woman
Looking for a: man
Interested In: Friendship, Dating
Age: 22
Location: New Orleans, Louisiana
Country: United States
Area Code: 504
Occupation: coffee maker/musician
Education: College
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Religion: Agnostic
Star Sign: Libra
Relationship Status: Single
Years Until Release: 8
If I could be anywhere at the moment: In some moss by the water.
Baby, you could say, ‘in a can of Corsican sardines’ for all I care. When do we seal the deal?
In my bedroom, you'll find: Various musical instruments, milk crates of books, a window, a
few planets, their moons.
This is one of those personals that tests your ability to comprehend why—why on God’s green earth is this person on Nerve Personals? And frankly, I don’t have an answer for that.
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Yeah, in jail, where you obviously are since that’s the only place you could be where you would need to have an ad on Nerve Personals. Anyway which one? I’ll be there as fast as I can.
If
I could be anywhere at the moment: "Austin, TX. Neat cosmos of strangely
blended progressiveness and conservativeness."
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Oh my. There’s just too much. I’ll deal with you later.
1478 in personals now (some of them real)