The truth will set you free. It may also give me something on you.

Friends are good. Potholes are bad. Both are inevitable.

It is better to have erred and apologized, than never to have erred at all.

Don’t cry over spilled milk, but do see that it doesn’t happen again.

It’s okay, as long as you’re acutely aware of it.

It’s not the size of the stamp. It’s the number on it.

Remember, you can never fail if you don’t try.

If it’s a good idea, let it go. If it comes back, print it.

If it’s a good idea, I already had it.