It was as intelligent as a conversation occurring just before sex.

It’s a good film, but would you watch it standing up?

It was like something returned from the dead to haunt you in undetectable ways.

It was like that heavy wire sound of a train not very far away.

It was the kind of generally despondent mad you get when you realize you have to pay for your water now because all the natural sources are so fucking polluted, but you can’t get mad at the companies, because you own stock in them, which isn’t worth anything now anyway.