Non twist-off tops are a deterrent. But twist-off tops are also a deterrent, a different kind of deterrent. If you know what I mean. Do you know what I mean?

These days, not even science is science. It’s supposed to be all theoretical and shit. But really, it’s all about trial and error, and funding.

Here’s a tip. If you’re writing a rock song, please do not mention eggs, unless of course, you’re going to say “I am the egg man.”

It’s all good as long as you tell people what they’re getting.  Don’t tell someone who is blindfolded they’re drinking orange juice then give them milk.  They’ll die.