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i'm a little
embarrassed confessing this, but it leads to a funny story...
Current mood: fuck you and your cat
why do they have a category selection? damn it. i am not
catagorizable!!!
(hence the mood, which i totally snaked from a goldfinger song).
anyway,
i was a little tired of bowling by
myself on sundays. so, i posted a craig's list ad to see if anyone would
want to join me. i was actually surprised at the number of people who
responded.
here's the thread i wanted to share
with you:
me: Hi, I'm looking for someone to
bowl with on Sunday night. If you don't mind tossing back a few, are at
least slightly competitive, and have a dash of humor... then you're
just who I'm looking for. Hope to hear from you!
[it's a totally stupid ad; i can't believe anyone would respond to that
crap.]
eric: picture available?
[eloquent. don't you have anything else to say?]
me: Eric, Thanks for the interest, but I'm just looking for a
friend to bowl with, not someone who thinks I'm cute.
[which is why it was posted under platonic, not desperate. {ben, stop
laughing. seriously. this is not the funny part... i hate you.}]
eric: So where did you go?
[owh wowr. could you be more vague? and less interesting?]
me: well... i just got back from the bathroom.
had to take a monster shit.
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