Have you read *any part* of the "Celestine Prophecies"???  I slit my wrists and then sewed them up quick just so I could slit them again, this book is so bad.  Why do people love this book???????????  It's the worst book I have ever read in my life.  When people use the word "literate" I don't think they're talking about the people who like this book.  Omfg I hate that guy.  Hate.  I'm very angry.