Dear The Battle
Royale,
I am black. Do you realize that? I want you to know I have already filed a complaint
with the ACLU and BET and have spoken with Al Sharpton’s representative in
regards to your racist and abusive disregard for my inquiries. I would like to
know if the people in Minnesota
have ever heard of slavery? And if so, do they care? Do you know what racial
inequality means? Because I promise you are about to. The next letter you
receive will be from my lawyer. And the one after that will be from Rolling
Stone Magazine. They’ve agreed to mediate in a joint discussion between us on
the issue of racism in pop music in America. On the other hand, I feel
Rolling Stone might probably understand how this was all a big misunderstanding
if you were to send me that tape deck from your video. This was a big
misunderstanding wasn’t it?
Sincerely,
John
Longo