Dear The Battle
Royale,
I am going to come to Minnesota
and kill you all. You are the most self-obsessed, ungrateful, untalented pieces
of shit I have ever seen on YouTube. I hope you rot and die, but not until
after I’ve already come and killed you. Please do not send me that tape deck. I
will just collect it after I’ve come over there to Minnesota and killed you. Also, if you do
not have the tape deck anymore, could you please let me know who has it and
give me their address? That would be great. Thanks.
Best,
John
Longo