There I am in Brownsville, TX, with my 80's haircut (I won't say when this was taken, or why). Enjoying life, not caring one bit about the wicked world. Dude?! I used to be cool. I only have one question: What the hell happened?

Interior Design Editor's Note: slanted wood siding courtesy of American beachouse taste circa late 20c. Please don't vaporize us.