This reminds me of this awesome Tool song I used to have a tape of.  It was like 9 minutes long and I used to have to play it in my truck at full volume.  People used to get all mad because there was this one part that was the guy singing and it was distorted -- hurt your teeth to listen to.  God I used to get everybody so mad.  It was so fun.  Wait I'll send it to you.

the other thing this reminds me of isn't a thing (or is, depending on your capacities) -- the guy talking about "your new lifestyle" sounds EXACTLY like my first husband.  It's kind of creepy, actually.  In fact, it was his "creepy voice" that used to get him punched hard in the arm.  By me.