the plan...

is for you to go over to that dumb place and find my book there in the humor section. and tell them i told you to just take it and not charge you. they had three of them on consignment, but they didn't sell! and so why shouldn't my myspace friends just take the copies... you know? for all i know they sold them and just never told me!

...

they told me to come take them back. and i was like “whatever, you suck...”

not really. that's a lie. in fact. i don't even remember what happened. but they might be there? in which case you should just take one. and i can direct others to collect the other two.

blah..