what do i do for a living? why?  are you looking for a career change?  did you read k.cornell's little blurb about the inspiration for three-legged girl?  in case you didn't or forgot:

I was looking out the passenger window at a series of houses when I noticed this young woman draped lazily over a lawn chair in the middle of her driveway, smoking a cigarette. It was an oddly comforting scene, I think because I assumed that's what she did every day, all day. It was nice to believe that if a person chose to, they could just do that with their life... sit... watch traffic... and smoke.

well, let's say (and why not?) i sit...watch traffic...and smoke.