In the next few months after breaking up, I tried to remain friends (because that's what guys do). I had placed two phone calls, which were not returned. So I sent an "I thought we were supposed to be friends" email. She replied with a brief update on her schedule for the week. "Yesterday I picked up some groceries. Tomorrow I'm going to the dry cleaners." I replied with a "Wait, this isn't much of a friendship" email. "Wait, this isn't much of a friendship?" Next