Bastard!

or so I thought for one and a half years


my lands, a cell phone?
c'est incroyable.
wow who knew _____ would have such a drastic effect on your personality...or did you nearly escape death?
i am confused by your metamorphosis, for i am currently subscribing to the idea that people never really change.

i am sorry about _____. i won't be in _____ during the time you will be visiting. i will be in hawaii "interviewing."
but i am certain our paths shall cross soon.
no?

c