These Are Not Essays

They’re more like digressive musings that beg forgiveness, helpless memoirs cowering behind disingenuousness, presumptious attacks betraying deep personal turmoil, position papers that don’t know where they stand, or when to sit down, and most of all just a bunch of wild, unsubstantiated assertions.

The End of An Era
What Once Was
Anthony Lane, Wrong?
Dorothy Lam’s Apartment
How to Be Alone and Get Away With It
My Writing Doesn’t Suck, You Do!
Working vs. Not Working
The No Rants
Humor Theory
I Smell Books